I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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