You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Alive.
So much puke
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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