He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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