I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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