I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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