On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We talked him into tasing himself.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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