When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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