i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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