i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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