I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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