Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have aggressive nipples.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
