new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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