we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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