Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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