I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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