I don't think brook has ever known best
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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