I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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