You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Sext me about skeletons
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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