We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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