Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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