Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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