There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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