the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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