just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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