She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
