when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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