That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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