I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
