how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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