covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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