What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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