new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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