Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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