she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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