I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
How does one acquire holy water?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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