You're so nebulous sometimes
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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