i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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