And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
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