just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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