that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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