windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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