Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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