As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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