how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
foreskin is a definite game changer
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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