He is such a slut. More and more my type.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
