yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
