CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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