I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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