You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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