since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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